saorirf:

Ceramic Gnomes

Rocket St. George

this wee dude is klass

i love cactai! reminds me of sandy deserts. not that i have been… yet!! i would love to go into a desert one day to one of those rock festivals and rock my balls off! \m/ i hear a lot of ladies run round in bikinis and some even go topless at those things! i wouldnt mind rubbin sun tan lotion on to some hot birds like. its bin while if im honest and a man has needs. but thats a diferent story altogether! i like this painting of a drunken gnome my good friend Gem did. i hope im this drunken and scummy when im old =] its a gnomes dream!

this is me. my name is Ivan, im 104, currently unemployed and loving life! i love the colour red as i think it makes me look sexy. hence the red hat. though, i’m looking more cute in this pic than i do hot. do you think im hot. im a fucking stalion aint i! some say i’m a softie at heart, but i’m ‘ard as nails… i once knocked a grown man out with my ball bag. he’s now blind in one eye. a proud moment in my life!

i’d like to make friends so follow me

if you dont i will shit on your pillow!